“Mrs. Larson, you’re not going deaf in your left ear. You seem to have a suppository stuck in there!”

“Well, now I know what happened to my hearing aid.”

[Mike Danforth, et. al., and Garrison Keillor (Introduction), A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book, (St. Paul, MN, USA: Highbridge Company, 2000), 123. The book is now in a fourth edition.]